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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4236 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.
so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.