omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Alien Abductions: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟

    Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟
    NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server
    📽️ Trailer/Showcase: Watch Now
    🗺️ IP Address: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 19132)
    🎉 Join our Discord: Discord Invite

    What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

    🌟 Established in 2020: We avoid resets unless Mojang changes significantly how the worlds are generated (Our community is over 4+ years old)!
    🌐 Large World Border: Due to our dedicated server storage, we have a 300k x 300k world.
    💰 Vanilla Item-based Economy: You can make vanilla shops or use /trade with other players.
    🌈 Exclusively Enhancing Your Quality of Life: Strictly Vanilla+ experience with enhancements like /sethome, /spawn, /togglephantoms, etc.
    🔒 Graylist System: Spawn area (1400 x 1400) is safe for community members to interact without threat.
    🗣️ Active Community/Discord: Always active, make friends and meet new people on Nostalgiacraft!
    ⚡ Dedicated Server: Hosted on a Ryzen 9 7950X for smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the IP address provided: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun

    Q: Can I play on this server if I’m on Bedrock edition?

    A: Yes, crossplay is supported and the Bedrock port is 19132.

    Q: Are there any application processes to join?

    A: No, NostalgiaCraft functions like a whitelisted server without the need for applications.

    Q: Can I create my own shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up vanilla shops or use the /trade command with other players.

    Q: Are there any gameplay mechanics that are restricted on this server?

    A: The server strictly adheres to a Vanilla+ experience, meaning no additional plugins are used to introduce new mechanics like claims or McMMO.

    Q: Is there a safe area on the server for community interaction?

    A: Yes, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a protected environment for members to interact without the threat of stealing or PvP.

    Q: How active is the community and Discord server?

    A: The community is always active with friendly players, and the Discord server is a great place to make new friends and participate in events.

    Q: What type of server hardware is used for NostalgiaCraft?

    A: The server is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X processor to ensure smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Wars Minecraft Server

    Pixel Wars Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is a no drone snoozefest zone!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so exciting, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP

    Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FraternityLand Minecraft Server

    FraternityLand Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Emeralds Found: 1659
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 2865

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Crops Grown: 7579
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Enchantments Applied: 137

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Starblocks

    Starblocks

    Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

    Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

    Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8997 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Star Shards Collected: 239
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrimsonCraft

    CrimsonCraft

    Welcome to CrimsonCraft

    Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

    Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

    Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1071 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

    Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21
    Features
    Anti Griefing
    Cross Play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ

    1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

    2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

    4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

    5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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