Anon’s Failed Minecraft Adventure | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	69	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Votes:	7414
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	588959
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7582	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	2578	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	36

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Animals Bred:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Enchantments Applied:	69
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Potions Brewed:	143
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	276
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2163	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Holy Grails Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	782827
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6