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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1339 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 159 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 4628 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.