AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

AnonCraft, BBC presenter, brit/pol/, Brits, budget cuts, cowboy builder, election campaign, freezing temperature, G7 leaders, hottest day of year, Iran attacks, Iran drones, Israel, memers, Middle East conflict, Poles, RAF fighter jets, step, unite, watch, watch your step anon

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

185.16.85.50:25965

The Sandlot

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

server.sandlotminecraft.com

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

dream.bananasmores.com

1.6.1 survive the horde

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

1.6.1 survive the horde

zombiehorde.net

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

mc.pvpcrafters.com

Realm of Eden

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Votes:	5364	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

108.174.60.86:25665

Aspirecraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

185.16.85.20:26065

Panda Craft!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9766	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	727

Fun for everyone, 24/7

survival.8bitpanda.net

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Octa.in

AtomCraftChile

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Items Found:	2536
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

atom-craft.no-ip.org

DefemCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

69.175.65.194

Valhallus

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

69.175.36.76

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mines Excavated:	1929	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

skyblock.in

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

coremc.us

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

halcyon-realm.com