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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3779 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7089 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs. They were greeted by a talking llama who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Along the way, they battled evil creepers riding on top of giant spiders and even took a ride on a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest pixel art of a derpy cat wearing a top hat. And every Friday night, we host a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning records.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us at squeeb! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?