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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5628 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 4606 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
