Anime-Free Zone: NOOOO anime is BAD!!! LOL

Anime, Animefree, Animu, bad, chuds, even doe, lol, noooo, really, Websites, Zone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true dangers of anime? Well, look no further because our server is anime-free zone! We don’t want any weebs ruining the fun with their kawaii nonsense.

Join us and experience a world where you can build and explore without the threat of anime creeping in. Our server is protected by a magical anti-anime forcefield that keeps all those waifus and body pillows at bay.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and witness the most epic llama dance party you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to anime and hello to llamas!

StudyCraft SMP: Learn & LOL!

education, effective studying, engaging study methods, Entertainment, Fun learning, learn, learning, lol, motivation, productivity, smp, study habits, study hacks, study motivation, study motivation tips, study resources, study routine, study skills, study strategies, study techniques, study tips, study tools, StudyCraft, studying

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2439	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	364	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually your best friends.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your entire life. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant chickens that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is constantly pranking each other and causing chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, it’s wacky, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in a blocky world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

BadTasteCraft

BadTasteCraft, BIZARRE, cravings, Culinary, DISLIKES, eccentric, Food, guilty pleasure, indulgence, likes, odd, peculiar, peculiar taste, Preferences, strange, Taste, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food choices? Well, on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wonderful – just like your love for pickles and ice cream sandwiches! Join us and feast on a buffet of bizarre food combos while building epic structures with fellow food rebels. Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a creeper-proof cake! So come on, embrace your culinary quirks and join us on this gastronomic adventure!

Crafty Weather HIV Care

care, climate change, climate-resilient healthcare, Crafty, disaster preparedness, Droughts, extreme weather events, Floods, health services, healthcare challenges, healthcare resilience, healthcare solutions, HIV, HIV care, HIV risks, HIV treatment, poor health outcomes, tailored HIV services, treatment gaps, weather, weather disruptions, weather impacts, weather patterns

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	4766	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Potions Brewed:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, imagine this: u join our server and BAM, u get hit with a drought or a flood in minecraft. but wait, there’s a twist – these extreme weather events actually make ur gameplay more exciting! u gotta find ways to survive and keep ur character healthy while dealing with the chaos of nature.

but don’t worry, we got u covered with climate-resilient healthcare on our server. our virtual doctors will make sure ur character stays in tip-top shape, even during the craziest of weather events. and to top it off, we offer tailored HIV services in minecraft – because why not, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and every challenge is a chance to show off ur skills. trust us, u won’t find a more unique and thrilling minecraft experience anywhere else!

SkyNation

Adventure, challenge, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Ip:, Islands, Items, Join, level system, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Skyblock, SkyNation, Version, XP..

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ores Mined:	6542	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

SkyNation Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skyblock Mode	Enjoy a fresh Skyblock experience with exclusive features and special challenges.
Customizable Islands	Build your island exactly how you want with a variety of custom designs and extensions.
Regular Events	Participate in exciting events such as PvP tournaments, build competitions, and more!
Active Community	Become part of a friendly and supportive player base. Join our Discord server to stay in touch with other players!
Custom Plugins	Offer custom plugins that make the Skyblock experience even more exciting and diverse.
Built-in Economy	Earn and invest with a dynamic economy system.
In-game Shop & Items	Buy and sell unique items to help you build your island.
Level System	Earn XP and level up to unlock cool rewards.

What are you waiting for? Join SkyNation and start your Skyblock adventure! We can’t wait to see you there! 😃

Server Details:

IP: SkyNation.my.pebble.host
Version: 1.9 – 1.21.4
Discord: https://discord.gg/nVnZ8Qfyve

FAQ

Q: How can I join SkyNation?

A: Simply connect to the server IP: SkyNation.my.pebble.host from your Minecraft client.

Q: What version of Minecraft is SkyNation compatible with?

A: SkyNation is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 to 1.21.4.

Q: Are there any special events on SkyNation?

A: Yes, SkyNation regularly hosts events such as PvP tournaments and build competitions.

Adventure Crafters United 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, America, Australia, business degree, comfy job, Crafters, drivers, EUROS, families, Friends, Girlfriend, graduate, ideal job, Kids, lonely, long drives, long hours, road life, road trains, salary, stress, Tools, trucking, trucking license, Uní, United, US

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of trucking without leaving the comfort of your home! Forget about making a measly 48,000 euros a year with a business degree – on our server, you can make virtual millions driving across pixelated America or even Australia! No need to worry about loneliness or missing your family, because in our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow trucking enthusiasts who share your passion for long drives and fixing small problems with tools. Say goodbye to real life responsibilities and hello to the open road in Minecraft!

MinecraftMomShade

Appearance, beauty, bullying, Confidence, cultural identity, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family, Gaslighting, Hijab, Insecurity, mental health, MinecraftMomShade, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Trauma, Ugly, validation, worthlessness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8782
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of your family because they just don’t understand your beauty? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all kinds of beauty, hijab or no hijab! Join us and let your inner supermodel shine through, no judgment here!

We understand the struggles of being misunderstood and feeling worthless, but on our server, you’ll be surrounded by supportive players who will uplift you and make you feel like the queen you truly are. Who needs Adriana Lima when you can be the star of our virtual world?

So leave those tears behind and come join us for a fun and empowering gaming experience. You’ll never have to question your worth again, because on our server, you’re always the most beautiful player around. See you there, gorgeous!

OrderCraft SMP

Delivery, digital purchase, e commerce, online marketplace, online order, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping safety, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, online transaction, OrderCraft, package tracking, retail therapy, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing together. It was lit, fam.

And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So like, if you join this server, you’ll never go hungry again. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the mods on this server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, they have laser guns and can ban griefers with just a zap of their ray guns. It’s like, totally out of this world, dude.

So like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or should I say, sliced pizza? LOL.

MineCraftMania

favorite activities, favorite activities to do, favorite hobbies, favorite pastimes, hobbies, hobbies and activities, hobbies and interests, hobbies and leisure, hobbies and pastimes, interests, leisure time, MinecraftMania, pastimes, Relaxation, ways to enjoy free time, ways to pass time, ways to relax, ways to spend downtime, ways to spend leisure time, ways to unwind

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Do you enjoy spending your free time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and trolling your friends with elaborate traps? Then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a diamond sword that can slice through bedrock like butter. Plus, every full moon we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep by a team of singing villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attacks, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign policy, France, Greenland, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Politics, Protection, response, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Threats, trump

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so, like, come join our amazin’ minecraft server, cuz like, europe is all like “no attacks allowed” and france is all like “trump, stop threatenin’ greenland” but like, who cares about all that drama when you can be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ dragons in our server? plus, we got this crazy story about a magical potato that can grant wishes, but only if you find it hidden in the depths of the nether. so, like, join now and be part of the wackiest adventure ever!

EUunityUnderminedByFico

cooperation, criticism, Czech minister, diplomatic relations, disagreement, Division, eastern europe, EU unity, European Council, european politics, european union, EUunityUnderminedByFico, Fico, Government, Hungary, leadership, Orbán, Politics, Slovakia, solidarity, undermining

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4820	Emeralds Found:	4988
Dimension Hops:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. you gotta join because, like, Fico and Orban are totally trying to mess with EU unity, but on this server, we’re all about unity and having a good time.

come join us and build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant banana made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, seriously, these guys will help you out with anything, from finding diamonds to fighting off creepers.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this epic adventure and show Fico and Orban that we’re all about fun and friendship, not politics and drama. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

0b0torgru Minecraft server

0b0torgru, 2b2t, analogue, banner, blow up bases, Clans, destroy spawn, displayed, illegal items, image, Join, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Private donations, Server, server description, wipes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	154
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mines Excavated:	1126	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	509

Analogue of 2b2t without wipes private donations of minigames you can do everything destroy spawn blow up bases get illegal items and join clans sometimes the server is displayed offline although it is online

0b0torgru.aternos.me:23634

karlssonSMP

+18, 25k World Border, content creators, Cosmetics, Custom, in-game cosmetics, java, karlssonSMP, Map resets, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, season 4, shopping district, Silence Me Datapack, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, Universal Dyeing Datapack, Vanilla, Whitelist, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	2999	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1533
Votes:	130	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025, with a new world!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
25k World Border	Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
Silence Me Datapack	Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
Universal Dyeing Datapack	Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.4

⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Mystic Isles 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Ama Kakeru, animation, Anime, battousai, classic, ED, Ending Theme, historical, Isles, Japan, japanese, Kenshin Himura, kyoto, Meiji Era, Music, mystic, Nostalgia, RuroKen, Samurai, Shishio Makoto, Soundtrack, sword fighting

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	245170
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF because it has Ama Kakeru in the damn ED! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where you can vibe to that sick beat while mining diamonds and building epic structures? It’s like a party in your computer screen, man! So come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this virtual party started!

SteroidCraft: Work or Ban?

10. debt, 11. Christmas, 12. job, 13. environment, 14. woodpeckers, 15. paychecks, 16. banned, 17. testosterone, 18. company, 19. courses, 2. IO, 20. decision-making, 3. boyfriend, 4. steroids, 5. Relationship, 6. work, 7. oilfield industry, 8. camp, 9. money, aita, Ban, SteroidCraft, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	129

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and power struggles – just like this couple in the oilfield industry!

Imagine a world where your virtual boyfriend gets banned for using mild steroids in his room – talk about a scandal! But don’t worry, you won’t get banned for using any potions or power-ups in our server.

While this couple argues over who should quit their job, you can join our server and focus on building the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from woodpeckers (yes, woodpeckers!). And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual job that pays triple the virtual money of your boyfriend’s paycheck.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Motiv8d2Mine SMP

AMBITION, daily routine, determination, discipline, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., Happiness, inspiration, mindset, morning routine, Motiv8d2Mine, motivation, Passion, perseverance, positivity, productivity, purpose, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	760	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you wanna leap out of bed like a kangaroo on steroids! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yeah, it’s that wild.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as crazy as a box of frogs. We have epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, and treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you have those, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build your dream castle without worrying about some noob blowing it up with TNT. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more cake).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).