Are you tired of dealing with door drama in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where doors always stay closed and your pets are safe from wandering off into the dangerous world outside! Our virtual world is free from door-related stress and full of exciting adventures. Plus, our community is always ready to lend a helping hand (or paw) in times of need. Say goodbye to real-life door dilemmas and hello to a worry-free gaming experience! Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 9801
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Potions Brewed: 28
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6578
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 3051

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Emeralds Found: 8955

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 211 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Crops Grown: 9987
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8234 New Chunks Explored: 304110
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Falling into the Void: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 248 Dimension Hops: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 111
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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