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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 703 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing creepers serenades you with “All Star” by Smash Mouth. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is secretly run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity (and your taste in Minecraft servers) every step of the way.