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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Enchantments Applied: 182 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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