AngelCraft: Where even the angels play Minecraft! Join our heavenly server today!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Lillith buried underground and angels trying to merge with her to start the 3rd impact! But don’t worry, we’ve built a city for you to live in, even though it will be destroyed dozens of times and countless people will die.

Join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving in a city that is constantly under attack by angels and facing the impending doom of the 3rd impact. Will you be able to outsmart the angels and save the city, or will you meet your demise in a spectacularly explosive way?

Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, destruction, and epic battles on our server. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping danger and excitement at every turn? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	3333
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MILcraftMadness

apartment, Budget, Communication Issues, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Financial goals, financial stress, future planning, generational differences, Home ownership, House, MILcraftMadness, parental advice, personal boundaries, real estate, relationship dynamics, savings, Stress Management, support system

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Farms Harvested:	870

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

beloved item, cherished possession, favorite possession, important possession, meaningful object, Minecraft, most prized possession, personal treasure, PossessionObsession, prized possession, prized possession conversation, prized possession discussion, prized possession prompt, prized possession query, prized possession question, prized possession reflection, prized possession reflection prompt, prized possession topic, sentimental object, smp, special belonging, treasured possession, valuable item

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

BIZARRE, funny, genitalia, long tail, odd, penis, PenisCraft, SchlongSlang, Slang, slang dictionary, slang expressions, slang for penis, slang language, slang phrases, slang terminology, slang terms, slang words, tags, UNUSUAL, weird, Word

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dream Breaker Server

Breaker, Character development, character perspective, creative writing, dream, dream ending, dream sequences, Fiction Writing, Literary Analysis, narrative closure, narrative inconsistencies, narrative resolutions, Narrative structure, narrative techniques, narrative twists, plot devices, plot twists, Server, storytelling, storytelling conventions, storytelling tropes, suspension of disbelief, unexpected endings

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	2424	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Villages Defended:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Towns Built:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!