Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2724
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4773	Wilderness Tamed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crops Grown:	7095	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crops Grown:	1925	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Towns Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Items Found:	3316
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	140
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Potions Brewed:	139
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	818419
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Emeralds Found:	7384

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ores Mined:	1691	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8647
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5828
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	5210

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!