| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7823 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 4142 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3994 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2072 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 6512 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9365 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8302 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 157 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6659 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 60 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 950 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5337 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 369 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8395 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 129 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7024 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8593 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5601 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8364 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6846 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7622 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4749 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9617 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 741 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Farms Harvested: | 146 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
