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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5020 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?