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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 222 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 241 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?