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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7299 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 7179 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?