| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4795 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 299 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 108 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1406 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Join this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming and making content that will blow your mind, bro.
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join us on this server. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun and memes. Don’t miss out, dude. Let’s get rotated, idiot edition!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2390 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 245 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!
Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4239 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.
So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3266 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!
So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3685 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5233 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 201 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Towns Built: | 6 |
anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.
so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 697 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4504 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8469 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
Imagine walking outside in the game and seeing women dressed in the most outrageous outfits, like it’s some kind of fashion show gone wrong.
But hey, don’t get too turned on because apparently that’s considered sexual harassment in this wacky server.
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other bizarre rules and surprises await you in this virtual playground. Let’s get weird together!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7335 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 6798 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Votes: | 6960 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.
Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!
So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8602 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 141 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9488 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Potions Brewed: | 21 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 825 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4700 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4997 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9109 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6304 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 788 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
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join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!
