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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8449 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous.
