Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ultimate Factions

Adventure, Community, competitive, Crates, Custom spawn, Factions, Friends, Fun, Inviting, Jobs, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Survival, Teleport, Ultimate

Factions server with jobs, quests, crates, random teleport, custom spawn, pvp, play with your friends and join this great community.

Remember that you will get rewards for inviting more players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kapi-Server: Where sheep roam free and creepers run scared!

Active, bedrock, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, Events, family friendly, free, Friendly, java, KapiServer, Mature, Modded, Plugins, PvP, responsive, roam, RUN, Scared, Sheep, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server

Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

Overview:

Requirements	You are over 18 years old
	You are an active player

What We Offer:

Features	A completely free world
	A server with 80+ mods including Create and MineColonies
	A pleasant time spent together
	Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server here

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the server?

You can join our server by following the link provided above to our Discord server. Once you join, our server host will provide you with the necessary information to join the Minecraft server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. Our rules are posted on our Discord server and in the server chat. Breaking these rules may result in consequences determined by the server host.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join our Minecraft server. However, please ensure that they meet the requirements mentioned above and follow the rules of the server.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

While we encourage creativity and freedom in gameplay, we do have some restrictions in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These restrictions may include limitations on griefing, cheating, and inappropriate behavior.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	97
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

This Is The Way Minecraft Server

audience analysis, audience behavior, audience engagement, audience feedback, audience growth, audience interaction, audience response, audience retention, audience segmentation, brand awareness, Content Creation, cucking, Digital Marketing, few weeks out, marketing strategy, Minecraft, new audience, online presence, Server, social media, way to do it

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive potato war where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a building contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character exploded by a TNT-wielding sheep)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8485	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, MIA, Mia’s normal pills, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Moretti, Moretti Madness Edition, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Thread question, thread theme, video game, visual novel, Wani Hug That Gator

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to do that? Plus, our server has a special Snoot Game OST playlist that will have you grooving while you mine and build.

But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Dragon Eggs Found:	3975	Crops Grown:	9226
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

Baby name, BaguetteCraft, controversy, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, emotional, family, French name, friend conflict, grandmother, heritage, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mixed heritage, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, social norms, tradition, Tribute

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyInheritance

adhd, business agreement, business decision, business legacy, business ownership, Business Success, CraftyInheritance, DUI, family business, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, financial strain, financial support, generational business, Small Business, Son

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

10. Creative Skills, 11. Talent Development, 12. Learning New Skills, 13. Personal Growth, 14. self-improvement, 15. Talent Acquisition, 16. Talent Enhancement, 17. Talent Mastery, 18. Talent Acquisition, 19. Talent Development, 2. Wish, 20. Talent Acquisition., 3. Grasp, 4. Skills, 5. Abilities, 6. Natural Talent, 7. Artistic Talent, 8. Musical Talent, 9. Athletic Ability, Minecraft, smp, talent, TalentlessTurtle

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CreeperCameClose

brush with death, brush with disaster, cheating death, close call, CreeperCameClose, dancing with death, dodging death, escaping the reaper, facing mortality, heart-pounding moment, heart-stopping encounter, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, lucky escape, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, staring death in the face, survival story

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	1895	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

beat, blocks, brutality, civilian abuse, civilian safety, Conflict, evacuation, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas militants, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Palestinian, political violence, resistance, StickCraft, violence, War Crimes

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3067
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1431
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Buildings Constructed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchantments Applied:	164	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

Adult, Adults, Areas, Buddies, building, Builds, chill server, commands, Discord, Events, Farms, FRIENDSHIPS, home, INVADE, Kingdom, lemurs, long term, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Player Shops, Protect, Server, Teleport

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dimension Hops:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

Updated October 21, 2024

Ultimate Factions

Updated October 21, 2024

Kapi-Server: Where sheep roam free and creepers run scared!

Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

Overview:

What We Offer:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

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Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

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CraftyInheritance

Updated October 21, 2024

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Updated October 21, 2024

CreeperCameClose

Updated October 21, 2024

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

Updated October 21, 2024

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Updated October 21, 2024

Fabled Horizons

Updated October 21, 2024

Anime DLE

Updated October 21, 2024

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Updated October 21, 2024

Laughing Minecraft Server

Updated October 21, 2024