Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Obsidian Gang

    Obsidian Gang

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Dimension Hops: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 9200
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    – Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8767 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Demon Skulls Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 3949
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ores Mined: 1792 Zombie Dances: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mines Excavated: 4412

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8706 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 393446 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Dimension Hops: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 386
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9782 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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