ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	450914	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Limegaming

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Items Found:	4596
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HexicHomie

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP

hexic priion is a fasst growing og prisen sence 2014 and was once one of thre largest growin prisen in mincraftk logan Fortnite is the best a plz add my epic games it is lilhustle26 and i have 1000 solo 250 duo and 0 squad i need a duo partner

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sketchmine!

This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9555
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.