ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyZelensky’sVictoryPlan

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskysVictoryPlan, Diplomacy, doable, global relations, Government, international support, leadership, Négotiation, Partners, Peace, Peacebuilding, progress, SECURITY, Stability, strategy, Ukraine, Unity, victory plan, Zelensky

come join dis minecraft server where we will unveil our own victory plan to dominate da virtual world! zelensky himself will be there to guide us to success, but only if our partners (aka other players) help us out! we will conquer all da realms and build da most epic structures u have ever seen! don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and be part of history in da making!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Geothermal Gooey Frackin’ Fun

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Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where we got ultra-deep fracking for LIMITLESS geothermal power, bro! We got the Laboratory of Experimental Rock Mechanics up in here, showing us how to crack open that semi-plastic, gooey rock at supercritical depths like it’s no big deal. We’re talking water flowing through like a freakin’ waterfall, man!

You wanna harness the power of the Earth’s core in Minecraft? Well, you better hop on this server and start diggin’ deep, ’cause we ain’t playin’ around with no surface-level stuff here. We’re all about that extreme mining life, baby!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start fracking your way to unlimited geothermal power! Who needs solar panels when you got a whole freakin’ volcano under your feet, am I right? Let’s get crackin’!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Animals Bred:	114
Secret Passages Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OTFHEE | Vanilla Minecraft server

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✌ Hey buddy! Are you ready to dive into the world of Minecraft, where there are no boundaries or limits? Welcome to OTFHEE – a vanilla server that is cooler than all the others!

☄ We have a really epic world here – 30 million blocks in both directions, and all this is available for your adventures. Fly, build, explore – do whatever you want, bro! ☀ We don’t have wipes, so all your achievements will stay with you forever.

✧ Few rules, complete freedom of action, no unbalanced donations. Forget about “pay to win” – everything is fair and transparent with us. And most importantly, the server is free! ✧

☞ Come, feel like a real survival master and build your ideal world without restrictions! ☜

We are waiting for you at OTFHEE! You will definitely like it! ♡{｡^◕‿◕^｡}

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Admirable, amazing, appreciation, banter, BASICALLY, blocky, Bond, Caring, family, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KIND, love, Minecraft, mom, Mother, Nurturing, Say something nice, selfless, Server, Special, STRONG, supportive, Wonderful, yeah

Join our Minecraft server and show some love for your mom by building her a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks! Trust us, she’ll be so impressed she might even start playing Minecraft herself. Plus, rumor has it that if you compliment your mom in the chat, you’ll receive a special in-game power-up that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Show your mom some love and join our server today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP

Boyfriend, husband, Minecraft, point, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and embrace the chaos! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

– We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? They’ve got you covered.

– The main currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes. That’s right, you can trade rare Pepe memes for valuable items and resources.

– Our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boyfriend or husband when you have a whole community of side niggas to play with?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TechTrendz Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, Blockchain, cloud computing, cybersecurity, Data Analytics, digital transformation, future technology, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, Minecraft, quantum computing, robotics, Smart Devices, smp, tech advancements, Technology Trends, TechTrendz, virtual reality, wearable technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the future of technology is headed straight into the hands of our insane and hilarious players.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Our players have created a world where anything is possible, and the future of technology is in their hands.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even battle giant robots with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits. The future of technology is limitless on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous server on the block. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of technology and tomfoolery!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

Armenian Genocide, Armenian-Turkish relations, authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, freedom of speech, genocide denial, GenoTurkey, historical events, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, media censorship, media control, Minecraft, political repression, press freedom, Propaganda, radio station, reference, Server, shuts down, turkey, Turkish government

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bucha’s Drone Busters

aerial attacks, anti aircraft, Bravery, Bucha, Buchas, Busters, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense tactics, drone, eastern europe, female empowerment, female unit, Military, military strategy, resistance, Russian drones, Surveillance, Technology, ukraine war, WARFARE, women soldiers

Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	637526	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	273
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cannabis DNA Impact Server

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so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CreateRP
Server Type	Roleplay with Custom Modpack
Features	Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
Discord	Join here

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is CreateRP?	CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
What makes CreateRP unique?	CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Disrespect, family dynamics, favoritism, game development, Golden Child, Grandparents, Gymnastics, Jealousy, Manners, Minecraft, parental love, Resentment, sandwich, SandwichSis, School, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Emeralds Found:	3001
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

abortion, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, disagreement, Eye, family, husband, in-laws, loyalty, mommas, MONEY, Party, relationship, Secrets, SisSneakNoMore, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, watchful

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Animals Bred:	88
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!