ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

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So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

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Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchantments Applied:	290	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crops Grown:	1598
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4967	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TurkeyCraft2021

🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkinSwapCraft

body image, Body transformation, deep introspection, existentialism, Gender Identity, Identity, Individuality, Inner desires, Life decisions, life purpose, personal choice, personal growth, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, SkinSwapCraft, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1854	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

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so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

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A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

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Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ores Mined:	6952	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, body odor, body odor myths, cleanliness, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural misconceptions, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, curry, hand washing, hygiene, hygiene practices, indian culture, Indians, Minecraft, offensive remarks, personal habits, personal hygiene, Server, Stereotypes, STINKY

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2467
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	126
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ParentalPanicCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	301696
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCreeperz420

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come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	7283	New Chunks Explored:	775393
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Broadband Binge Craft

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Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.