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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 101 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4324 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Magic Items Found: | 6966 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Towns Built: | 5 |
but, like, that’s not all. there’s also a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. and if you can tame it, you can ride it into battle against evil zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the top of the tallest mountain? yea, good luck finding it though, cuz it’s guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then, like, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!