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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4797 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 5268 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!
We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!