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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4717 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!
We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!