Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	129

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	82

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Farms Harvested:	432

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchantments Applied:	242
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.