Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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