Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll have all the resources and opportunities in the world, but absolutely no motivation to use them. It’s like being in heaven but not being able to enjoy it – the ultimate torture!

Imagine having all the video games, movies, music, books, and skills at your fingertips, but feeling absolutely zero desire to engage with any of them. It’s a special kind of hell that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you even bothered logging on in the first place.

So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your willpower and make you question the meaning of life, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, you may have all the tools you need to succeed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually want to use them. Good luck!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Vertex

    Vertex

    Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Insane Crafters

    Insane Crafters

    Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

    Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

    Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

    Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Dimension Hops: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CastleCrafters

    CastleCrafters

    24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ProBloxWorld

    ProBloxWorld

    ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • StrikeCraft

    StrikeCraft

    Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Magic Items Found: 4098
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty SMP

    Crafty SMP

    Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • GermanysBaugrube

    GermanysBaugrube

    Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

    See ya online!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • TaipCraft

    TaipCraft

    Welcome to TaipCraft! —————————————————————– On TaipCraft you can build, explore and make friends! —————————————————————– If you’re not into such things you can also fight in wars! —————————————————————– The map is a 1:924 scale and works on any version! —————————————————————– https://discord.gg/zpmKRUbWZz —————————————————————–

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dimension Hops: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Soho-Craft

    Soho-Craft

    85.236.101.238:26465 Griefing/raiding is allowed Tnt is on Fire spread is on Lava is on Water is on Join now for a unqie hardcore gaming experience like no other!

    Factions Anticheat logblock Permissions Group manager and much more

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LeafkingsServer

    LeafkingsServer

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SapphireLabs

    SapphireLabs

    A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Seventh Sanctum PvP

    Seventh Sanctum PvP

    Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Kingdoms United Network

    The Kingdoms United Network

    Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

    Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

    – Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Animals Bred: 25 Players Killed by Monsters: 1250

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ChronosPvP

    ChronosPvP

    This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 174 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1533 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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