All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your moral compass? Look no further! Join our server where we take baby murder very seriously. Trust us, you do not want to experience the neverending inferno of hell for your crimes against the unborn. Those innocent fetuses will be chilling in heaven while you’ll be sweating it out in the other place. So if you think murdering babies is cool, think again before joining our server. There are no babies where you’re going, that’s for sure!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Potions Brewed:	66	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

battle scars, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, psychological trauma, resilience, signs of distress., signs of emotional pain, signs of hardship, signs of struggle, signs of suffering, signs of trauma, SignsOfASurvivor, smp, Trauma, Trauma recovery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Last Day Craft!

appreciate life, carpe diem, cherish every moment, Craft, Day, embrace the unknown, end of life, existential questions, final moments, fleeting moments, last chance, last day on earth, life’s purpose, live in the present, live like there’s no tomorrow, live with intention, live without regrets, living fully, make memories, make the most of it, mortality, Seize the Day

What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mines Excavated:	1744
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

6 months, Bacterial infection, chronic cough, cough analysis, cough frequency, cough monitoring, CoughCraft, Disease Progression, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, long-term study, Medical research, Monitoring, objective tracking, Patients, public health, pulmonary conditions, respiratory health, study, Tracker, treatment effectiveness, Tuberculosis

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AwokenMC

1.16, bedrock, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mineserver

#mineserver, ADDING, Adventure, apex hosting, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Creative, Difficult, Exploration, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, ONLINE, Plugins, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode, Updates

This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Items Found:	3760
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

art, Atoq, Beliefs, Chill Community, custom origins, Events, In-Game Voice Chat, Lore, music maker mods, Polls, Semi, smp, Staff, Vanilla

Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

adorable, animation, Anime, Character, comedy, cute, Demand, Fan, friendship, Fun, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Otaku, Request, school life, series, Server, slice of life, Thread, Wataten, Watatens

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

acknowledge, active study, aged, continue, dream, dreamt, fortune, Impactful, japanese, japanese language, Japanese language professor, Language, Last Night, let down, Long Time, my fortune, new students, Professor, Real Life, Rush, smp, Students, study

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

clean out, current market value, decision, disagreement, estate home, EstateSaleGoneWrong, Fairness, family dynamics, family legacy, family members, financial dispute, Home ownership, Inheritance, Négotiation, original price, price at time of death, Property, Purchase, real estate, refusal, Updates

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	89

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

attachment styles, emotional attachment, emotional connections, emotional development, first love, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lasting impact., lessons, life experiences, long-term effects, love, love and relationships, love patterns, lovecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, relationship patterns, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Discovery, smp, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

abroad, Bans, family, fertility, International, italy, law, Legal, Medical, Minecraft, parenting, PastaCraft, people, Planning, Procedures, reproductive, restrictions, RIGHTS, Seek, Server, surrogacy, travel, Travelling

so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

Citizens, Civil unrest, Conspiracy, destabilization, Espionage, foreign influence, investigation, law enforcement, misfits, Moldovan, Moldovan police, political manipulation, programme, Propaganda, RIOTCRAFT, Riots, russia, SECURITY, staged, Training, Uncovered, undercover operation, Unrest

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4385	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

#covert operations, Analysts, CANCELLED, CHANGE, cia, Classified, cover story, crazy reasons, creeper, Deception, Espionage, family, government agency, holiday plans, intelligence, Invasion, last minute, made up, MI5, secret mission, SECURITY, top secret, undercover, vacation

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!