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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9734 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 6362 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 2718 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).