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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6528 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4926 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
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And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played Spleef on a giant floating pancake? Yeah, neither have we, but it’s totally a thing on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! UFO’s not included.