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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6225 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?