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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5123 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?