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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3786 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?