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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8077 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?