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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4635 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?