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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6302 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Ores Mined: | 1388 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 193 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
But the best part is the parties we have on the server, like every night is a rave with all the villagers and animals getting down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on the alcohol, like why do you enjoy alcohol? Because on this server, we have the dankest brews made from enchanted wheat and fermented spider eyes, it’s lit.
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off, then you gotta come hang with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a blast!