Akoot&Co: Where Minecraft players are reminded to actually eat food before fighting zombies

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Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server!

Overview:

Features
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map (dynmap)
Bedrock support (Geyser)
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.4

FAQ:

Is there land claiming?

No, we have an honor system in place with rollbacks to ensure a peaceful environment without the need for land claims.

Can I keep my inventory?

Yes, the KeepInventory feature is available and optional for each player.

How can I get a custom title?

Custom titles are available through timed ranks. As you spend more time on the server, you can unlock custom titles for yourself.

Is there text formatting available?

Yes, we offer text formatting options including gradients to enhance your communication on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ride or Die Craft

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventure of your life! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a 1v1 battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop enchanted golden apples when you tame them. And if you manage to find the secret disco cave, you’ll be transported to a realm where the party never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attack.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and an endless supply of bacon.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those apples gave him the ability to ride a chicken into battle and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a blast of fun and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. They built a castle made entirely of dirt blocks and ruled over their kingdom with an iron pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From battling dragons to racing minecarts through lava-filled tunnels, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4923

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

“The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the “roastie” insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!

But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AnimeObsessionCraft – Where we mine obsidian with waifus!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old reasons to join? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the most obscure reasons ever! Have you ever started watching an anime because a talking llama told you to? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against an army of evil pandas led by a unicorn with laser eyes!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

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Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	96	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	575	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	17	Star Shards Collected:	116
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Googleplex

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.