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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2565 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that we have goblins riding pigs, dragons that drop diamond armor, and villagers who break out into dance parties every full moon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a journey through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the world of goblins and AI storytellers!