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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2134 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that we have goblins riding pigs, dragons that drop diamond armor, and villagers who break out into dance parties every full moon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a journey through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the world of goblins and AI storytellers!