AI Anxiety Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mines Excavated:	2952
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Buildings Constructed:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4484	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	New Chunks Explored:	543040
Divine Spears Created:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	204

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Emeralds Found:	5286	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7424	Crops Grown:	5803
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Farms Harvested:	713
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9154	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FableSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A Hardcore and Combat Fueled SMP where PvPing and Griefing are allowed anywhere. Your goal is to become the richest by killing Players and getting into Leaderboards for a free Rank.

– Griefing & PvP ALLOWED!

JOIN US TODAY! JAVA: play.fablesmp.com BEDROCK: be.fablesmp.com DISCORD: https://fablesmp.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TheVanillaProject

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TheVanillaProject! This is a server aiming to keep the overall gameplay as vanilla as possible. There are a few commands that will make the gameplay a bit more multiplayer-friendly, and does not alter the gameplay in any major way.

We are a growing, active, mature and constructive community, helping make the server a more fun place to be!

The server is hosted on professional enterprise-grade hardware by passionate minecraft server owners that care about the community and makes sure everyone has the best experience possible!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	170
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft Malaysia Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A malaysian hub that consists of multiple server like smp, minigames, faction and many more! This server is also a cross-play between java and bedrock which allows you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.