AI Anxiety Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Emeralds Found:	8903	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Homestead

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magic Items Found:	1315
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MenaceSMP Season 1

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Menace Smp Season 1

Have you always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!! ———————————————— What we got to offer is: – Lifesteal – Good Community – Nice Discord —————————‐——————– Server is open

Hope to see u there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SpiderMC

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FEATURES:- We have a public spawn made by our builder (Halloween Themed). We try to do weekly events of various types to make the server more fun. We have many useful features to make the server more fun!

HARDWARE:- Our server is located in Singapore. We always try to make our server as fast as possible and have the best hardware needed.

CONNECTIVITY:- Our Minecraft server is Cracked which means you can join regardless of your Minecraft status. You can join our Minecraft server by using the IP:- play.spidermc.xyz or spidermc.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DarkPvP

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

DarkPvP is a Minecraft server that offers a welcoming community and game modes like Survival, BedWars, Lifesteal, and FFA. It works for versions 1.8-1.20, plus, with one of the fastest pings in India, you can expect extra smooth gameplay! Join now to embark on this new adventure and explore the unique world of DarkPvP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crops Grown:	2178	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HaliaCraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

HaliaCraft Network is a Hispanic server focused on Survival, PvE and some PvP, we take our job very seriously to offer a good quality game, we work to improve every day. We currently have 4 modes Survival 1.16.5, One Block 1.16.5, The Bridge and KnockbackFFA. Join and enjoy an experience together! Do not forget to invite your friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1173
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RIVMC

Survival

RIV NETWORK, server with a main modality, Surival custom, and other modalities in development

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ULA Gamers

Economy, Survival

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Survival 1.19.4 Bosses Dungeons Shop Custom Enchantments Pvp arenas and much more…

Others… Active staff. Constant updates. Daily rewards. Draws. Events.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CropCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

CropCraft 1.20.4 Farming eco PVP server

What is CropCraft?

CropCraft is a NEW farming eco mixed with pvp server based off of version 1.20.4 but compatible with previous versions as well! CropCraft was created in January of 2024 as a way to bring back the nostalgia of former “drug” servers without stepping over the line, We wanted it to have the same feel of these old servers but without stepping over the line in terms of actual content in game. Our community is very new and we are still very much a work in progress but we appreciate all the players who participate during our development as well as directly support us, We can always use suggestions and advice!

Server IP: cropcraft.apexmc.co Discord link: https://discord.gg/X3TUcqbvNZ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TheFruitBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TheFruitBox Minecraft Server

Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources and shape the marketplace. The currency of choice? Sponges—the iconic block of Minecraft.

Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products.

Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive custom events developed by our dedicated admin – all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

Server Wiki: Delve into the rich history of our server through our comprehensive wiki. Uncover past events, remarkable stories, and the legacy that has shaped our community.

Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.