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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5563 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 280 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1828 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.
if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.
so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.
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