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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3165 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 139 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.
so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.
don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎