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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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