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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
Divine Spears Created: 22 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 5478

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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