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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Holy Grails Found: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
Love Letters Sent: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Void Armor Forged: 25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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