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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4144 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
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